(Source: agentsex, via sicknastykickbackbeats)
the avengers seriously spawn the best ship nicknames
- bruce/tony:
bronyRAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE- steve/bruce: star-spangled banner
- steve/tony: starks and stripes
- tony/steve/bruce: stark-spangled banner
- steve/thor: captain hammer
(via doctor-sherloki)
Went clubbing with cap america :pmoon:
SAVED THE WORLD WITH HAWKEYE!! AWWyeahhhh
Started a company with Iron Man. BUT WHAT ARE WE SELLING…
get kidnapped by iron man
….
BUT WHY…..
went to prom with phil coulson, aw yee
Went to prom with Loki. This probably ended badly.
Is worshipped by the Chitauri.
…Kinda OK with that…
(Source: pigtailedrhapsody)
— My co-worker Henry who said it was from somewhere but I don’t remember where (via jevousenprie08)
Guess who's coming.
- HBO!fans: My god, Joffrey is the worst fucker who ever lived I hope he dies.
- Book!fans: The bastard is coming...
- HBO!fans: Uh, isn't Joffrey a bastard?
- Book!fans: The bastard is coming.
- HBO!fans: What are you even talking about?
- Book!fans: The bastard is coming!
- HBO!fans: Look, whoever this bastard guy is, he couldn't be worse than Joffrey.
- Book!fans: THE BASTARD IS COMING.
(Source: nickhughry, via stannisbaratheon)
(Source: cloysterbell, via sicknastykickbackbeats)
Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
NEW HEADCANON FOREVER
(via salvaporn)



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